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Russian Hug 

It's basically another name for suicide. All jokes aside though, it's just like a bear hug, except that person sort of jumps on you and squeezes you really hard.
Person One: That hug was really tight, I think I could have died.
Person Two: It was obviously a Russian Hug.
Russian Hug by ChibiBaer January 2, 2016

president of russia 

a very violent man who will war with places for fun and gets off to all the fucking death and loves breeding with tanks then forces his soldiers to go out to war with said breed tanks and then find people and marry the people who dislike the fight also breeding them daily to the point half the war is breeding and we all fail and war will end.
and its to all the people that said me
person 1: im president of russia

person2: die die die you monster
president of russia by kydder September 5, 2022
Big gay fake geek who hates buffy
oh, you are SUCH a ruskins
Ruskins by Anonymous February 19, 2003

russian coffee 

When You Take A Piss In Your Coffee And Give It To Your Russian Friend.
"I Got This Coffee From The Carnival And It Taste Like Shit, Im Going To Piss In It And Give It To Russian When We Pick Him Up For The Party"

"Dude You Want This Coffee? I Dont Like It......... "OK".......LOL! Dude! You Just Drank Russian Coffee, "Huh" I Pissed In It! "Oh You Fucking Fagget!" LOL!"

Russian tea 

Amazing tea that make u feel high. Nice intellectual and body stimulation with light euphoria. Effect have somethink similar to redbull and other energetic drinks, but much softer and natural. U need to understand it.
I like drink it in morning instead of coffee.

To make it u need 2-3 tablespoon of cheap black small leaf tea(some used more u need to check how u will feel individually)
also u can use other sort of tea (if u have green tea put about 5-6 tablespoon)
Dats how I usually do it.
I take big 0.5l cup pour 300ml boil water(about half of cup) then add 3 tablespoon black tea and close cup with dish.
Wait 15-20 min (almoust tea leaves dropped to bottom)
Sip it with somethink sweet (cake, pie...)
Effect comes after 15-30 min.
First times maybee u will feel sick after drink dat, but after some time u will like it taste.
I drink one dose of russian tea and 100ml of cognac. Feel so fuckin good
Russian tea by Big dirty fag January 2, 2012

in soveit russia... 

well you no how in russia its like our backwards day?
when something is outta place before they say what it is they say In Soveit Russia...
In Soveit Russia... you dont ride animals they ride you!