poo pirate

smashing a girl missionary style while repeatedly punching her in eye until an eye patch is needed. turn her over to doggy style while still smashing away then get a marker pen and draw a x over her asshole then unleash your load inside of it to bury your treasure.

i was fucking trashed while watching pirates of the caribbean with this chick and she was full ready for a poo pirate.

by Johnny two deep October 24, 2011

internet poo

when you need to do break away from being on the internet to use the toilet and go for a poo.

If chatting to someone on MSN you may say to them 'BRB just going for an internet poo@' or BRB just off for an interpoo'

by ian j taylor January 29, 2007

bitch poo

1. When a female dog takes a shit in front of you.

2. Also can be subsituted when you see a crackwhore, or a prostitute take a shit in the alley.

GUY: "Daym, look at that bitch poo."
BILL: "That's a big piece of poo!"

by Andrew May 6, 2004

Vu Poo

A sex machine. Could be portable. A Mini VuPoo is available for little kids . Comes in different sizes. VERYYY speedy :

"Mommie ! Please can I ride the Vu Poo?!"

by HLuuser June 16, 2008

sloppy poo

a high squeak of projectile brown excrement, that often causes a normal being to run to the lavatory.

OMG i need a sloppy poo grrrrr, ouch my ring

by matthew wolfenden January 29, 2008

Winnie The Poo

The act of break and enter or avoiding police by means of punching a whole through fence or window, then attempting to climb through.

they caught a methhead pulling a winnie the poo through a laundrymat window. i guess he didn't know it was open past 6.

by godii September 14, 2010

poo toucher

A person or persons who touch male poo with thier genitals.

chad polzin is a poo toucher

by jim dandy November 4, 2004