S my P

"S my P" is a discrete way to let someone know that you Shit your Pants. It is for people who are either ashamed of their activity or want to make light of the situation.

However, "S my P" is not to be confused with "S my D," which refers to Suck my Dick or "S my C," which refers to Suck my Clit. This should be easy to keep straight in your head because no one says, "Suck my Penis."

Caitlin: "Hey John, I think I S'ed by P! Help."

John: "No worries! I got some backup pants in the trunk. I S my P all the time!"

by C.B.O. December 4, 2010

rip that p ayeeee

it’s a tiktok trend that was and currently is famous in 2021.

rip that p ayeeee. it formerly means rip that pussy

by followmeontiktok April 25, 2021

P/E ratio

Pussy-to-Effort Ratio. For a given activity pursued by a heterosexual male, measures how much it will help them get laid versus how much effort said activity requires.

Training to become a virtuoso tuba player has a low P/E ratio. Buying an Ed Hardy shirt and acting like a douchebag has a high P/E ratio.

by buster55 August 19, 2012

P. D. Gay

A Public Display of Gayness, or gay affection. A variation of P. D. A (Public Display of Affection),

That guy is rubbing that other guy's back in front of that restaurant... wait, now they're making out, it's a full on P. D. Gay!

by Dickie Bundle July 26, 2010

P-sy-cho

An over-the-top psycho.

Andy's cousin Kim is a p-sy-cho.

Beth started screaming at me like a p-sy-cho.

by Psycho Beth November 30, 2011

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p ̨͗̀̉͒͛̽̒ȅ̶̖̪̜͂̋̆͐͋̈́̐̀͝n̵̻̦̼͓̈̈́͊̍ͅi ̛̯̹͚̝͖̅̈́́̇͌͐́̽̀͜s ̨͎̯͖̝̥̭̪̞̉̒̏͊̓̇̍͜ is penis with weird symbols on it

p ̨͗̀̉͒͛̽̒ȅ̶̖̪̜͂̋̆͐͋̈́̐̀͝n̵̻̦̼͓̈̈́͊̍ͅi ̛̯̹͚̝͖̅̈́́̇͌͐́̽̀͜s ̨͎̯͖̝̥̭̪̞̉̒̏͊̓̇̍͜ is penis but spelt with weird symbols.bols

by Jdjehduehd September 14, 2019

P-bomb

To tell the man that got you pregnant you are pregnant.

So Susie dropped the P-Bomb on my last night so I punched that bitch in the gut!

by James Griffon August 1, 2008