Max

A child who is smart, even though he says otherwise. Sometimes cannot take a joke and has slight anger issues. He can overreact to things.

"Jeez Max, calm down!"

by yeeeeeeeeeeeę January 11, 2022

Real Max

To be a vey gay person

That kid is a real max.

by Your Lord and SaviorJesus December 13, 2017

Max

dumbass

Max: dumbass

by flower229 November 13, 2021

Max

Max is an absolute cockhead

max- piss off wil ur such a snitch

by Cutie pie big willy May 17, 2021

Max

someone with a monster truck cock and good in bed everyone goes hard when they see him

oh god I'm going hard because of max

by Looking for facts in the guy December 16, 2022

Max

Guy that falls asleep because of too much alcohol.

Man with a relatively large afro: ‘yo where is Max?’
Boy with sick fat beard: ‘He’s sleeping because he drank too much. What a lightweight!’

The man and boy laugh too loud while slapping their thighs.

by The Great Harry Testes May 9, 2018

max

you can't imitate love, no matter how bad you want to, you can't leave without hurting someone, and you can't stay without getting attached, just, stop being scared, and be happy.

"max wont ever be over you, but he wont ever stay friend with you either"

by pandypandora December 7, 2021