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January 22

Chris: Hey guess what day it is.
Amanda: umm idk January 22?
Chris: Noo its pop a titty day!
Amanda: ohhhh cool I guess
Chris: nevermind.
by BrokeAristocrat January 22, 2023
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January 9th

The coolest most special people are born on this day
"When's your birthday?"
"January 9th"

"Damn you're literally the coolest wtf"
by kweanneb<3 April 9, 2022
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January 1st

“Hey dude it’s January 1st, National Jerk Off Day. Wanna jerk off?”
by LilGreenFry November 3, 2019
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January 14

National tell your crush you like them day if

you have a crush tell them you like them on January 14
I told my crush I like her because it’s January 14
by Jitterbug29 January 13, 2022
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January 16th

January 16th is national Lin-Manuel Miranda day. Hes a composer and he ever wrote his own plays. His greatest achievement was a musical called Hamilton. Many people absolutely adore this musical and some people even look up to him. He really is an inspiration
ITS JANUARY 16TH YALL
by Harassment1234 November 16, 2020
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January 28th

National eat whatever you want day, forget dieting eat anything u want
EMMA: why are you eating all the food? i thought u was on a diet
SAM: it’s january 28th!
EMMA: OH!!
by anonymous December 12, 2021
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Moist January

Much like Dry January but more liberal. Only drink in January while getting a blow job.
While getting a blow job last night, I decided to make it a moist January.
by Lake House Terms January 8, 2023
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