18th January

Insult Harry Day, A day where you are allowed to insult anyone named harry with no hard feelings

‘Wow its 18th January!’
‘yeah harry looks ugly today’

by Deftoneslover69 January 18, 2023

january 25

national dani day
hi my names dani and january 25th is my birthday so it is national dani day

did you hear that january 25th is national dani day?

by luococholy August 9, 2025

January 19

National bully Tye day

Fred:yo tye you stink

Tye:what is it January 19

by User5678cunt January 19, 2025

9 January

The World's Humour Anniversary. Before this date, the world's humour was *dead*.

On 9 January 2023, the world would celebrate its 21st Humour Anniversary.

by yavuh January 8, 2023

january 26th

really fit, loving boys are born on january 26th. they are very special and deserve to be treated like princes. however january 26th boys can be a pain in the arse, but you can fix this by shoving fanta down his throat, or by giving him head.

friend: oh my god your boyfriend is so fit!
me: duh, he’s born on january 26th

by ski279 November 1, 2019

january 13

grab richards ass day

national holiday

tmrw is january 13 im finally gonna get to grab richards butt

by koalabear800 January 12, 2023

January 1

A day where you throw a turtle as hard as you can at the face of your enemy!!

Isla: “Hey Eve!” “It’s January 1!”
Eve: “Yeah New Years!”
Isla: “And also” hurdles turtle in to eves nose!! :)

by Izlatheleader;) December 19, 2020