January 28th

National eat whatever you want day, forget dieting eat anything u want
EMMA: why are you eating all the food? i thought u was on a diet
SAM: it’s january 28th!
EMMA: OH!!
by December 12, 2021
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January 29, 2022

It is on this day that Petra and Wihan have made a promise to each other,
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.

For it was on this very special midsummer day

that Petra and Wihan would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.
To Petra and Wihan. Married since January 29, 2022.
by Lienkie November 21, 2021
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Friday 13th january

Confess everything to your friends day
You suck

“That’s not kind”

“It’s Friday 13th January I’m being honest
by Hannah56random January 13, 2022
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23th of january

23th of january:

Girl: Babe I just got corona

Boy: Aww i’ll join you
by Grrjogdh January 23, 2022
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January 17

if u were born on this day you’re an idiot <3
A: when’s ur birthday?
B: january 17, why?
A: wow ur birthday is on national slap an idiot day 🤗
by 😧🤞 March 06, 2022
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january 17

aye man its january 17 bro you can say ni-
by boboballs October 12, 2021
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January 17

Go bye ur siblings someone
It’s January 17th ! Tht means go buy ur sibling something
by zzainab_rrehman August 07, 2021
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