January

January is the month when you get a break from NNN and you can jerk off as much as you want and also you can slap any hoe's ass

Friend 1: Oh two months ago NNN was very hard, I couldn't slap any asses too
Friend 2: Dude it's January, your time

by Sexysinboymydudes November 24, 2020

january 16th

If you are born on January 16th and your name happens to be Daniel. Just know your girlfriend loves you so much and you are the most perfect person in the entire world.

ps…don’t tell him but i wanna take his last name shhhhh

oh its January 16th it’s the perfect person named Daniel that i love so much’s birthday

by rotatedballs January 23, 2022

January 12

get back with your ex day

hey ex lets get back together it’s january 12th

by quote of the day January 11, 2024

January 6

January six is a day when you show your braces to your friends or else you will get 10 years of bad luck.

"Hey it's January 6 show us your braces

by Hdjdfjf January 6, 2022

january 19

national clarissa day

alice: hey its january 19
clarissa: yeah its national clarissa day
andrea: yay!

by licenoa October 11, 2021

January 15th

January 15th you must send your man a cute selfie/picture of yourself

Guy-Hey its January 15th you know what that means
Girl- Uhhh fine here's your cute picture of me.

by Kam6184 January 14, 2021

31st JANUARY

National best friends day!!
Spend the whole time with your best friend and appreciate that you guys are still together. Look at old memories and pictures and have FUN!!

Bsf1: heey!! lets have a picnic
Bsf2: okaay but why
Bsf1: because it’s 31st January

Bsf2: what does that mean?
Bsf1: NATIONAL BEST FRIENDS DAY!!

by ~laraa January 30, 2023