tummy sticks

the act of tummy sticks occurs when two heterosexual men simultaneously have boners and want to hug each other a lot.

two guys, pink and stink.

pink: hey stink, i have a hard-on.

stink: you know what? this may sound crazy, but I have a hard-on too!

pink: wanna hug?

stink/pink: tummy sticks!

by the machine operated dildo October 8, 2008

jew on a stick

Said when one is very pissed off

Agh! Jew on a stick I was so close...

by mr durroo May 25, 2006

rythym stick

A nine inch dildo, that is inserted into a females vagina. once inserted it becomes a game with four different actions on it, like foam, sizzle, spin and slap. the game is fun to play with all sex partners and will provide lots of pleasure for the woman. this toy got its name from a popular 80's song "hit me with your rythym stick."

me and amy didn't want to use our rythym stick today, because it was leaking black shit!

last night i turned on my rythym stick and it electrocuted me. I dont want to use it anymore!

"hit me with your rythym stick" recorded by ian dury in 1986

by jorden B. July 20, 2006

Satan stick

A stick decorated with the top of a deer skull posted on the top, a bandana wrapped around the skull, and barbed wire strechiung the length of the stick. Used to scare stupid, ignorant campers at the hunting lodge at Philmont, NM.

Dude, I just scared this hiker shitless. Seriously. When he saw the satan stick, he just shat himself.

by kinslayer990 July 23, 2006

johny stick

A stick that has a used condom on its end. It is usually used to chase your friends around the yard.

Dude!!!!!! Stop touching me with that johny stick.

by ukrainekid May 28, 2007

Butthole on a stick

Someone mean or rude. You hate them. They have done some thing very insulting.

Friend 1: I told him I liked him but he said he wouldn't go out with me because l don't have a good body.

Friend 2: What!? Your not even fat, you have a perfect body?

Friend 1: No, he means I need a bigger butt and bigger boobs.

Friend 2: Omg I can't believe he said that, he is such a Butthole on a stick

by Icreatedthat March 17, 2017

Chapped stick

After a weekend of many sexual encounters, what your man stick looks like on Monday.

Man, I had so much sex on the weekend I got "Chapped Stick"!

by bransey99 February 25, 2009