An albanian shourderless brown snake, is of the reptile species. Although endangered it shows little enthusiasm for its fellow counterparts. Disregarding all things in its surroundings. As the cookoo bird does not rare its young. the "albanian shoulderless brown snake" will complete no task as simple as it may seem put in front of it.... Thus an endangered species it shall remain.
Snake wrangler asks, "Hey, albanian shoulderless brown snake. did you get that job done?"
Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."
Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."
by Banjo84 May 19, 2017
A long terd that originates from the cinnamon ring and gives the appearance of a deadly venomous snake.
by J. Young January 30, 2008
(N)A frat house drinking game where a male fills their foreskin with alcohol and when someone goes to drink it they urinate in their mouth as well.
by Dexteraussie99 September 30, 2022
The act of inserting only the shaft of ones penis into the anal cavity of a female. This is done by folding the limp flaccid dick, and cramming it into a tight ass.
"Did you really fuck her in the ass with you limp flaccid folded dick?"
"Yeah dude, I totally gave her the coiled snake!"
"Nice!"
"Yeah dude, I totally gave her the coiled snake!"
"Nice!"
by Rage Cage 33 February 16, 2012
A guy who hooks up with girls 10 years younger than him and is very talkative. He also hooked up with someone named flabby.
by the walking taco2 October 03, 2017
by Jonny Two Shoes January 22, 2025
“Bro you coming into school today?”
“Nah dude I’m in the snake den from all those PBRs and pot pies I had last night.
“Nah dude I’m in the snake den from all those PBRs and pot pies I had last night.
by Paddle thwacker April 04, 2023