real goals

real goals is to find a fuckbuddy

''ey did you tap his ass last night?''
''yup''
''that's real goals''

by cocksuckerlover69 February 25, 2017

A Real Eater

Somebody named Ho’el or Jo’el who’s great at eating

That boy Ho’el is a real eater

by kagatax December 14, 2023

real

the word someone uses when they are crying for help 🤭

*depressing slideshow* “real”

by Leila / imafatdyke 😍 August 8, 2022

fo' real topaz diamond

What you write down on homework when you have barely eligible handwriting and your teacher doesn't really check.

it does not have to be the exact words, it represents the freedom to write anything as "work" without notice from your teacher.

use fo' real topaz diamond when you need to fill empty space for hopefully 100% credit

by higgens-tatoo- July 25, 2011

Real Jhone

The most Handsome man on earth

He is a Real Jhone I love him

by Sikei June 8, 2021

Real nigga

A real nigga doesn’t flaunt as his achievements represent him. His future doesn't seem hopeless. A real nigga keeps focus, gets shit done , and handles business.

Aye Jerome a real nigga he fixed my transmission

by Qnx.mas February 22, 2024

for real-ing

The act of taking something seriously, affirming authenticity, or demonstrating genuine commitment or sincerity. Often used to emphasize earnestness or resolve in a situation.

"Wait, you actually RSVP’d to the karaoke night? I thought we were joking—are we for real-ing now?"

by Duder December 10, 2024