Ethan Dolan

is a beautiful young man. chiseled jaw line, breathtaking chocolate eyes, dark shiny hair, has a perfect body. but most importantly he is also a soft gentleman who will treat you like a princess. he’ll never let go of you and love you unconditionally

“ethan dolan is really hot”
“sis there’s more to him than just that”

by nopeitsme November 25, 2019

Ethan

Ethan’s think they are very normal and are not weird. When people do funny or weird things, he gives them a stare. He also likes to stretch and struggles on taking stuff from his backpack. He can also harass girls.

You know that Ethan over there, he’s so mean!
What did he do?
He keeps calling me weird for laughing at his ass!

by tehrealjams May 30, 2019

Ethan xux

Sexy among us beast

Ethan xux is a sexy beast really sexy

by Ethan xux June 20, 2024

Ethan Core

A state of mind characterized by an immense feeling of horniness coupled with prejudism. This prejudism is most often a form of racism, sexism, or homophobia, but it can present itself in many other ways, such as xenophobia, transphobia, and antisemitism.

"Girl, I am soooo Ethan Core. I just cussed out this gay chick after busting a nut into a Hot Pocket."

by Crungo Moe May 8, 2024

Ethan

Ethan is the most annoying person you will know but he will make your day

If you have an Ethan in your family you are a very lucky person

by Khalea marry John June 3, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is the most imature person you’ll ever meet Ethan is a massive bum when a god (whichever it is you believe in) looks at him he crys

Gandhi- Ethan fucking sucks
Batman- I’m Batman! Btw fuck Ethan

Puppies everywhere- arf (roughly translates to Ethan fucking sucks)

by Ethansucks502 June 1, 2020

Ethan Larkin

Most likely to shag his own family member and likes to nonce on little children as a hobby whilst taking them to his basement where he keeps the starving children he stole

Ethan Larkin smells

by MrEggman August 2, 2022