Cold One

The ''cold one'' is a (somewhat) alcoholic beverage in homestarrunner.com. The beverage first debuted in Sbemail 39: property of ones. In this sbemail episode, a fan named Dan Waters has almost drank a one that is not cold. The variations of the ''Cold One'' in foreign lands are called ''Not So Cold Ones'', ''Room Temperature Ones'', and ''Warm Ones''. There is also a variant called the ''cool one'', which it can be refreshing.

Dan Waters, Sbemail 39: Last weekend I almost drank a one that is not cold.

Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: A one that is not cold, is scarcely a one at all.

Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: I call it... ''the property of ones'', it goes like this: The ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude of the one.

Strong Bad, Fanstumes 2008: A cold one drinking a cold one?? That's cannibalism, man! Or at least ''cold one-balism''.

by Kenzie_quadra March 13, 2025

Five Quarters Cold

Temperature cold enough to cause nipples to be the length of a stack of five quarters.

It's five quarters cold outside today.

by Mr Code Name December 1, 2011

you got a cold nose

Another way of saying “your a bitch”

He told her “you got a cold nose”

by Intere_Santeeé December 11, 2023

funky cold medina

It is PCP. PCP is a white crystallin powder you can mix in liquid, eat, snort or smoke. It is also known as angel dust, elephant tranquilizer, horse tranquilizer etc.... It make you hallucinate, feel strong, heavenly, rapid heart beat, possible numbness.

The song is talking about drug use, and women lining up for it (which ladies do line up for any type of drugs, depending on the ladies) The song is not talking about date rape drug use though some of the lines of the song might or are very questionable.
Yes. it is hilarious how people can sing/rap about anything with a good beat and even square assed people listen and enjoy-it's why music can be dangerous.

Nobody says funky cold medina any more, though some types of E have PCP in them

by C_fold September 10, 2023

Aaron cold

To be so physically cold that you feel like an iceberg...

1. God, I'm so freaking freezing...
2. Are you Aaron cold?
1. Yeah, dude.

2. Damn, that's cold.

by Lizzythekitcat June 22, 2016

Cold Snapper

Ice cold beer. Must be a can, hence “snapper”.

Man, what a week! I think I’m gonna throw back some cold snappers with the boys tonight.

by Whale? September 15, 2021

Cold Nonbinary Winter

a term used to define enbies being unapologetically themselves, having fun, loving yourself, just being you, it’s turning up, driving the boat and not giving a damn about what nobody’s saying

we having a cold nonbinary winter this year fuckers

by Rain Flare April 28, 2021