Cal Chris

a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.

Hey, nice glasses...you fucking Cal Chris, hows Steven Erwin feeling?

by rithmppig September 23, 2011

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chris browned

To beat a woman. This term came into use after the 2009 Grammys when Chris Brown was given a felony charge for beating Rhianna.

"He just Chris Browned that bitch!"

by Matt Burkhardt March 11, 2009

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Chris is a very loving and sweet man who wants nothing in life but to make others happy. Chris W. R. is someone who will sacrifice almost anything to make you smile and a great friend that I couldn't live without.

Chris W. R. is a sweetheart.

by Ms. Michigan March 8, 2013

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chris of robinson

most likely a big pussy who is scared of women, hates to spend money, and works very little at a shitty part time job. usually has a small penis or an innie. (penis that goes inside the stomach when standing up)

youre just like chris of robinson

by halfbackednig99a March 31, 2013

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chris mansell

This man is a metrosexual that i still unsure of his sexuality, he also would rather spend time cutting than bulking and regularly staves himself to achieve this!
He constantly scouts out 'good light' and loves to strip off when the time is right! He is addicted to coffee as an alternative to any food!

You are a Chris Mansell! What a loser!

by Kayaker January 8, 2014

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