boner oil

Like motor oil...but lube for your boner

Greg asked Becky to slop some boner oil on his knob so they could get the party started.

by Rod Savage January 29, 2018

#jesus boner

When you want to get up in there...but you are too wasted. You pray to Jesus to give you a massive boner.

"I'm tweeting Jesus for a #Jesus Boner. Please give me the strength to fuck the chick/dude."

by TheBonePolice January 9, 2019

withdrawal boner

To experience random, non-provoked boners as a result of not masturbating for a long time.

No-nut-November is really getting to me man. I'm already getting withdrawal boners.

by joethenotsohoe November 1, 2017

Spacey-boner

That chub you get when you start watching House of Cards.

"Hey did you watch the new season of House of Cards?"
" Yeah I got a raging Spacey-boner. "

by BillyBobSmith May 26, 2014

Poner Boner

A poner boner is a common name for an asexual man who is not turned on by woman, but rather by ponies. Not necessarily cartoon or real, but overall. These people are often found sitting with legs out wide and two hands covering th inside of the groin

Person 1- "how was your day at school?"
Person 2- "Well during lunch someone turned changed the channel on the Tv to my little pony and I got a huge poner boner!"

by Kenya.Swallow March 9, 2015

Boner Detective

Insulting word used to describe anyone who closely watches penises.

Andrew is such a Boner detective.

by Captain titties April 6, 2017

Bunson Boner

When a woman puts hot sauce in her mouth and proceeds to give mouthy happy time to your gentleman sausage.

Person 1: how did the date with Luna go?

Person 2: it was going well until she gave me a Bunson Boner.

Person 1: oh god
Person 2: yeah I'm not seeing her again...

by MrJamalxD May 22, 2014