Dive Bar Yuppie
(noun)
1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.
2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.
3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.
Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.
See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
(noun)
1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.
2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.
3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.
Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.
See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
“Dan just got promoted at his marketing job and celebrated with picklebacks at The Rusty Tap—classic dive bar yuppie move.”
by Dive Bar Yuppie April 2, 2025
Get the Dive Bar Yuppiemug. Probably some really fake shit invented by some random Costo Ricon kid who goes to a white school in the middle of the east coast of the USA that he probably promised to give to some jewish kid who goes to his school who thinks the Costo Ricon kid has an Oedipal Complex and probably no colones.
by It's Gilgamesh, not Gilgy. January 7, 2023
Get the Yippy Barmug. meaning something which is majorly bad. It can be used in a similar connotation to boring or shit to describe an activity, its just a much better word to use :)
Also is something is not totally bad it can just be gay bar, ie not good
gay bar lame shit boring gay uncool
Also is something is not totally bad it can just be gay bar, ie not good
gay bar lame shit boring gay uncool
i.e. gosh our party has been cancled 2nite cos timmos mum sed he cant have it at him house, this is BULK gay bar shes ruined all our plans.
by Aussie Skiier August 19, 2006
Get the BULK gay barmug. by DAFEEG December 20, 2016
Get the Cookie rookie barredmug. To sell Chocolate, door to door to become rich enough, to take out a mom and her daughter on a date to Fancy restaurant under the sea in the Bikini Bottom.
Used in Sentence.
SpongeBob: Quick Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?
Patrick: Uhh...more time for thinking.
Sponge Bob: No, something real, an item, something you would pay for. Patrick: A chocolate bar?
Sponge Bob: That’s a great idea, Patrick! We’ll be TRAVELING CHOCOLATE-BARS SALESMAN.
SpongeBob: Quick Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?
Patrick: Uhh...more time for thinking.
Sponge Bob: No, something real, an item, something you would pay for. Patrick: A chocolate bar?
Sponge Bob: That’s a great idea, Patrick! We’ll be TRAVELING CHOCOLATE-BARS SALESMAN.
by HeroicYoungLad October 5, 2017
Get the Traveling Chocolate-bars Salesmanmug. by MyGirlRy April 30, 2023
Get the candy bar purchasemug. Candy bar is the answer to a long time wrong assumption of a psychological reference has to do with the game they don't look like no f****** candy bar I ever saw
by AlliedApe July 22, 2021
Get the candy barmug.