Ocean Bar

Has the same meaning as the "oh sh*t" bar in vehicles... only it's the "cleaner" version.

"As my brother slammed on his brakes to avoid hitting the turtle in the road, I grabbed the ocean bar."

"My mom was getting overly nervous at my driving, so she held on tightly to the ocean bar... just in case."

by NatBrat March 6, 2010

a single barred window

A short story written by Andrew Carpentier

Have you read a single barred window yet? It's like the author was in there!

by Historyfacts102 November 17, 2016

bars on the floor

Standards being skinny so like if a girl is 234 lbs instead of what people like 80 lbs (witch is unhealthy) so like she’s fat so standards are she’s supposed to be skinny

“Ew shes fat the bars on the floor” “yeah”

by Luvmylipgloss1234 February 21, 2022

Mouth Bar

When someone makes you feel so good on the inside, you’d drink from thier mouth.

You make me feel so good, I want to get drunk from your mouth bar.

by Asee October 28, 2018

worst bar ever rapped

always plug merch link in bio.

“what song has the worst bar ever rapped in it?”

“It’s everyday bro”

by tiny meat bitch May 26, 2021

Monkey Bar

When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.

Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.

A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.

Scenario 1:

Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."

by alpha-male-wolf-1230 May 18, 2025

Fiber One Bar

You have no fricking friends and a loser LMAOO

your such a fiber one bar

by Lily ofc April 5, 2022