christian the hammah

one hammah 🥶

Christian the hammah

like ramp brah

by pinoyshinobi June 4, 2021

Seffner Christian Academy

A school in Seffner, Fl that is full of rich privileged kids and a few sucky teachers. A place that cares too much about its appearance and spends all the tuition cash on plants and doesn’t fix the sewage. Kids are constantly leaving this hell hole and teachers are always complaining about one teacher in particular (mr. toxic). I don’t recommend going here. It literally sucks! This school is too cookie cutter perfect and expects perfection from the students and expels anyone who doesn’t meet the criteria. This suckass school has expelled legends. Rip to our fallen soldiers. Spread the word of the famous Methner academy.

Dude 1: have you heard about that school in seffner?
Dude 2: Seffner Christian Academy? Yeah I hear it’s like a cult or something

Dude 1: yeah it’s pretty suckass

by ••- -• -•- -• —- •— -• —- -• • March 10, 2020

Gay Christian

What the name says

remember, a Gay Christian is not a contradiction a hateful one is

by TheBaseliner September 5, 2024

Christian

a young nimble man with nice manners but secretly likes too be brutally butt fucked

Christian likes it rough

by Saniityy January 13, 2022

Christian

A person that has depression and says that girls with red hair have ginger disease but he only picks on one certain girl cause he probably secretly likes her cause she’s like a freaking model she’s so hot and sexy. Any guy with the name of Christian is most likely a faggot too. Also he will have a man-gina

Christian=faggot

Christian- the mean depressed kid

That’ kids name is Christian. Oh he must be gay

by Gingersdonthavediseases November 11, 2017

Christian lanuza

christian lanuza is the type of person that you only meet once in your life, he is so heart warming, amazing, smart, hardworking, loyal, understanding and handsome. He is the definition of perfect and no one can ever compare themselves to christian because he is so rare and so unique. He also has an amazing family that is very kind and beautiful! christian lanuza is amazing and he is so very important to me!

christian lanuza simply breathes*
all the girls: “omg chris date me!”

by wavyoranges June 5, 2021

christian davis

Bag full of dicks

When Jeremiah wouldn't get the nudes I called him a Christian Davis

by Jeremiah lacerna August 1, 2017