A Walking Minefield

A person who is essentially unstable. You never know what will randomly trigger an episode of rage from them. Anything from a joke, to a random topic or even just existing as a friend to them may be enough to randomly set them off. People who become long term friends with walking minefields will learn them like an old game of mine sweeper, but will always get exploded due to the being close factor. Walking minefields will use the most personal, hurtful, insane attacks against their friends when this random/unwarranted mine shows up.

I cant be friends with someone that's a walking minefield where if you say the wrong thing they yell at you and block you instead of talking it out. Like how was I supposed to know I'm not allowed to talk about cookies because ur dad died from choking on a cookie??

by liberkelon April 22, 2024

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Walking Clit

A female, dominant in a relationship with a man, usually barking all the orders, and over-speaking him at every possible chance, especially when his male co-workers or peers are present

Bro! Tell that "walking clit" of yours she needs to take a break, before she makes a break, are you allowed to go for a beer??

by 632_xoxo January 18, 2018

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Walking The Snake

Metaphor. Similie. The snake is one or several fingers (can include another person's help, toys, etc.). Your fingers explore and slither around your body, finding places to penetrate or just brush past. Let the Snake so it's thing. Pretty soon you'll have an orgasm.

*gets a text*

"Wyd?"

Walking the snake...

"Oh, I wanna see! Is it a rattlesnake? A boa?"

Not that kind of snake.
This snake needs shelter inside a warm, wet, dark environment.

"Oh...?"

Give me a few minutes and I'll show you.

by Athena_17 September 12, 2018

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