clobber ur noggin

a phrase meaning to hit someone hard in the head

if u dont shutup, i will clobber ur noggin!

by lozzy mozzy October 7, 2021

Ur Mom

The greatest comeback in history.

"what are you going to do today?" Then you say "Ur Mom"

by MrCoolMan1414 May 4, 2023

Ur mum

Just simply ur mum.

Person1:ur mum?
Person2: agreed.

by Ur mum 🦒afraid? I know 🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒 April 29, 2022

ur mom

A common response people use for annoying, small, or silly questions. The phrase "ur mom" probably came from yo mama jokes which have been around longer than many of us have been. "ur mom" is, simply put, an extraordinary creation. People who use this phrase are highly intelligent contrary to popular belief.

person 1: hey, have you seen my glasses?
person 2: no, but you know who has?
person 1: who??
person 2: ur mom
(this is the only thing i could think of even tho, i too, use this intelligent phrase daily)

by totallynotarella April 20, 2022

ur mom

ur mom is a beautiful way of saying that you do not like one’s mother or one’s mother is linked to this item

dude un: ur gay
dude two because I don’t know 2 in french: ur mom gay
dude un: beautiful

by milkshakes are gr8 oranges November 19, 2018

Ur mom gay

Ur mom gay means ur mom has the big gay or has the gay or ur mom is the gay everyone has it

Bob: ur mom gay
John: o god how did u know

by amerbouss August 17, 2018

Ur stupid

a secret invitation for sexual intercourse. usually use as a desperate last attempt from a femboy

Person 1: it's been a great night, but i got to get going

Person 2: What!? but it's only 10 o'clock

Person 1: sorry, I've got work tomorrow

Person 2: boo!! work are for losers, Ur stupid

by dumbbass_fish November 15, 2023