jack-twat

An individual who conducts themselves in a collasally abrupt and discourteous way. Not a nice person. Similar to a douche-nozzel.
That guy is a total jack-twat!
by Midnight polarbear October 21, 2020
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jack-twat

An individual who conducts themselves in a very unbecoming and less than savory way and without any concern for those around them.
Did you see that guy? That is a total jack-twat!!
by Midnight polarbear October 21, 2020
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Karaoke Twat

Someone, or a group of twats, who prance around with a microphone seemingly caring more about getting videoed by another twat on a cell phone rather than caring about the song itself which, more often than not, sounds like shit.
Wow, look at that karaoke twat thinking he/she/they think they actually sound good and smiling for the camera. lol.
by SLiderHeadd June 03, 2018
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crater twat

A twat the size of a crater, most likely due to numerous sexual encounters with horse-sized cock and watermelon dildos.
"i bought some time with your mother last night, i bet she uses watermelon dildos based off the size of her crater twat."
by slamnasty99 March 31, 2010
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Shifty twat

When your mate takes your pasta and you catch the shifty twat stuffing a narn in his egg hole.
oi jackie man ya shifty twat! i found that nard you stuffed!
by BigBiddie October 01, 2017
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Wrong-campus twatted

a) A level of intoxication that you find yourself on 1) The wrong campus of your university/college 2) The campus of a totally different university.

b) An equivalent level of intoxication where meaning a) *could* occur given the chance/location
"Dude, I got wrong-campus twatted last night and had to walk back in the rain, it was a pretty crazy night."

"Did you hear about John, he got so drunk he got wrong-campus twatted and ended up crashing a Christian union meeting"
by Kirjavah September 25, 2013
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Twat Chip

A smaller, more dry version of a twat waffle.
She is like a bag of twat chips, but with more air than twat chips.
by Vaixl June 25, 2018
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