Twat Waffle

A complete and utter asshole. Someone so completely stupid and pathetically nasty that 'Twat Waffle' is literally the only thing you can use to describe them. Anything else is above them.

Oh haha guys look at that twat waffle over there!
This guy is such a twat waffle omg

by NellyJ April 17, 2023

Twat tickler teste nibbler

An exclamation for when you’re pissed the fuck off

I have to go to my little cousins birthday party. Twat tickler teste nibbler!

by Big Ball Nigga 69 April 25, 2024

twat

some one that is annoying that no one likes

hey tom your a twat no one likes you

by nanya buenisess January 31, 2019

Twatted

What THE famous tappers uses to explain when a tampon hit his head. Isn’t actually a word but it is in Tappers dictionary.

“Cause someone did and it twatted me off the Ed”

by Ifuckingloveewo January 20, 2019

Twat

A twat is a twat

Keith: I smashed my phone screen
Tariq: Keith,you are a twat

by 1:1 July 30, 2021

Twat

The sound when a british person tries to hit a fly

American guy: What was that Twat sound last night?
British guy: Oh my bad mate, i tried to hit a fly on the wall.

by NiceLunch June 5, 2019

Twat Snockle

Someone who is taking too long at their position.

I can’t believe the customer is still drinking their Spanish coffee 45 minutes after we closed. What a Twat Snockle

by Cinnaright January 21, 2023