Shmeeze Maxing

To Shmeeze Max or Have Max Shmeeze is almost like the feeling that you receive from tappin Noah’s Schlart and retrieving grub wit gang’nem onna fridge evening.

Oh this guys definitely shmeeze maxing

by anonymous February 27, 2025

Max $antos

AKA Watamane
A mf who makes good ass music but is hella slept on

"Yo bro you heard that new Max $antos"
"Hell yeah shit slaps"

by Max $antos September 10, 2021

Max

A very smart and brainy boy, Will always get top marks in any test

Youre such a max

by Mr Unknown888 December 22, 2020

cult maxing

is an attempt at enhancing one's cult exposure by methods including joining, starting, or contributing to cults

Sarah joined 3 cults last summer she's no cap cult maxing like a gangster.

by MaxwellMurdoch June 19, 2022

Max

The best, most amazing, sweet, misunderstood, precious, perfect person in the world. Mine. Sheeeesh

Omg, why can't everyone be like Max.

by anonymous February 19, 2022

Max Burnside

1.) The name of one of the lesser-known Confederate commanders in the Civil War. He was an insubordinate commander. Burnside was a bald and heavy gentleman with large, gray sideburns.

2.) Burnsideverb: taking a shit in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one's pubes and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one's thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man's rear with one's thumb still inside the balloon. This may lead to constipation.

1.) Max Burnside led several unsuccessful attacks on the Yankees due to little mistakes and laziness.

2.) Katy gave Alex a burnside leading to Alex soon getting constipated.

by CivilWarInfo November 28, 2011

Max

A bish that makes a splash when taking a dookie.

That coffee made me need to take huge Max

by anonymous December 25, 2021