To Shmeeze Max or Have Max Shmeeze is almost like the feeling that you receive from tappin Noah’s Schlart and retrieving grub wit gang’nem onna fridge evening.
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by Mr Unknown888 December 22, 2020

is an attempt at enhancing one's cult exposure by methods including joining, starting, or contributing to cults
by MaxwellMurdoch June 19, 2022

by anonymous February 19, 2022

1.) The name of one of the lesser-known Confederate commanders in the Civil War. He was an insubordinate commander. Burnside was a bald and heavy gentleman with large, gray sideburns.
2.) Burnsideverb: taking a shit in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one's pubes and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one's thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man's rear with one's thumb still inside the balloon. This may lead to constipation.
2.) Burnsideverb: taking a shit in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one's pubes and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one's thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man's rear with one's thumb still inside the balloon. This may lead to constipation.
1.) Max Burnside led several unsuccessful attacks on the Yankees due to little mistakes and laziness.
2.) Katy gave Alex a burnside leading to Alex soon getting constipated.
2.) Katy gave Alex a burnside leading to Alex soon getting constipated.
by CivilWarInfo November 28, 2011

by anonymous December 25, 2021
