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parking lot metal

A genre of music classified by their bands giving concerts at parking lots, of strip malls or supermarkets. They usually set up their instruments right on the handicapped space. That causes problems.
Mastodon, Idiots on Guitar, Warren Trenchcoat, and Swayzak 1 TOM Robot 0 are examples of parking lot metal bands.
by IDONTMIND August 27, 2017
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metal coma

When you are listening to metal music to prevent yourself from going mentally unhinged.
Dude my girl broke up with me so I went into a metal coma.
by Spartan#3223 April 7, 2023
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Metal thots

Girl that says she listens metal music just to have attention. She does not know any history of metal and never listened to a full album of Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden or other bands like that. Usually loves metallica or bands that look like them
-Hey you see this Metal Thots there?
-Yes she probably does not know what Black Sabbath sounds like
by Okay696969 August 15, 2018
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scrap metal

What you call any steel/brass/aluminum item that you're too lazy or ignorant to repair.
I often find still-usable items at the junk yard that most folks consider to be merely scrap metal, but that I know how to salvage and make work again.
by QuacksO September 15, 2020
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metal spoon latte

A term used to define an instrument of pleasure. Typically used by Craigslist followers who meet up for personal encounters in hotels. The instrument does not have to be a spoon, but typically is and is heated up and used to stimulate specific parts of the body during sexual intercourse.
He babe. When we meet up tomorrow at the Hotel de Baiser be sure to bring your metal spoon latte.
by C_O_T_S October 30, 2012
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Metal Crusher

*You have the sudden urge for DRAMA! ROMANCE! BLOODSHED!

*Oh and legs

*It smells of METTATON
by A random little bean March 2, 2021
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Metal Storm

Hym "WHAT THE FUCK!? METAL STORM IS A FRONT MISSION-ESQUE TBS GAME AND SQUARE ENIX IS SUING THEM!? YOU HAVEN'T MADE A FRONT MISSION GAME SINCE PLAYSTATION 2!!! I'VE BEEN CALLING FOR IT FOR 10 YEARS! SQUARE! PLEASE! EITHER MAKE A FRONT MISSION GAME OR SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU ARE WORSE THEN UFC FIGHTERS WHO WIN THE BELT AND GO ON VACTION FOR YEARS! LIKE CONNOR MCGREGOR! YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOR YEARS! VACATE THE BELT ALREADY! DAMN! I'M BUYING IT NOW! I'M BUYING METAL STORM NOW!"
by Hym Iam March 29, 2025
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