Iron Bar

Shitty ass nightclub in Morristown, New Jersey. Although the venue itself is set up nicely, the people are anything but pleasant. The majority of the crowd is made up of rich white trash college kids that are looking for drama. If you’re a dude who wants to get action at Iron Bar, you better be white and nicely dressed to fit the status quo or be affiliated with a nationality/ethnicity known for having big dicks (take note that most of the chicks have below average intelligence levels and will probably go for one particular kind of guy). If you’re a girl, be ready to get creeped on since most of the chicks there are too stupid to properly interact with any of the decent guys (sorry not sorry). The bartenders vary but a handful are rude to the point they don’t deserve to be tipped. But most of all the music choice is an endless matrix of garbage edm tunes that no one would ever imagine hearing at a proper music festival. The only possibility of having an actual good time at this establishment is if you drink enough booze to blackout at which point the bouncers will angrily escort you out of the place and leave you to rot on the streets. May God have mercy upon the poor souls that are looking to find friends or fall in love at this dump because it most likely won’t happen!

“Bro I lost my hearing again cuz I went to Iron Bar and the speakers were blasting right by me…”

by Mr. Puff3234232 September 16, 2022

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Get the Iron Barmug.

Bar Mistress

A married woman who has been banging dudes on the side since the couple started dating.

Husband “you’ve been banging Corey this whole time?”
Wife “ Yes, I’m a bar mistress”

by HOTCARLD August 16, 2023

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Get the Bar Mistressmug.

Bar

Can't go there to pick up girls because apparently they should be fucking a retard instead of me. That's the general consensus.

I think if I got a lead bar or a pipe I could bash that mongoloids skull in pretty easily. Could use my first but it hate to compromise my stabbing hand.

by Hym Iam December 5, 2020

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