A tall, handsome, blonde surfer who loves nothing more than making his girlfriend happy. He can’t get enough of her, and makes many sacrifices just to see her. He is very kind, but needs to focus on God first, before everything else.
by accurate describer November 21, 2021
Get the Kyle mug.A kid who swags like Fabulous and dances like Usher. All the people from neighboring cities are jealous of him
Conrad: Tch! I saw Kyle on my street the other day!
Taylor: What does he want? Told him I was gonna give him a ride in my Bentely to the new club
Arnie: Hiyo there!!! I got the new latest trend: a $1,000 Rolex with diamonds and sapphire!
Arnie: I got swagged out by Kyle
Taylor and Conrad: Woooaaah! Crap!
Taylor: What does he want? Told him I was gonna give him a ride in my Bentely to the new club
Arnie: Hiyo there!!! I got the new latest trend: a $1,000 Rolex with diamonds and sapphire!
Arnie: I got swagged out by Kyle
Taylor and Conrad: Woooaaah! Crap!
by Horsea for the party November 12, 2023
Get the Kyle mug.July 16th, the greatest day of the year. Win a game of pool (game pigeon or in real life) against your friend named Kyle. The most glorious day to exist and the only day you will be able to do this.
Person 1: “hey! did you know it’s beat a kyle at pool day?”
Person 2: “no way! i’ll have to send my friend kyle a game pigeon”
Person 2: “no way! i’ll have to send my friend kyle a game pigeon”
by Im_a_petty_comedian July 16, 2021
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This guy has a huge dick and balls the size of hot air balloons. He is wanted and desired by every female in the entire world, fat bitches are excluded. He often makes girls wet just by mentioning his name. He's like the Chuck Norris of anything sexual with the females. Drinks only the finest grade green monsters and will fuck your walls up, (both walls, drywall and those pussy walls).
Guy: Man, I wish I had a kock like Kyle Kilgour
Lady: OMG I need to go change my panties.
Guy: But why?
Lady: you mentioned big kock Kyle's name!
Lady: OMG I need to go change my panties.
Guy: But why?
Lady: you mentioned big kock Kyle's name!
by Kkizzle513 June 11, 2019
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Get the Kyle mug.to invent a wildly inaccurate number so as to make a partisan point.
Based upon Arizona Sen. John Kyl's assertion that abortions accounted for "well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does" In fact, abortions represent approximately 3 percent, according to Planned Parenthood's statistics.
Based upon Arizona Sen. John Kyl's assertion that abortions accounted for "well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does" In fact, abortions represent approximately 3 percent, according to Planned Parenthood's statistics.
He Kyled Alicia when he told her that 78 percent of serious crimes are committed by paroled felons. She totally believed his lie.
by ecurgus May 2, 2011
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