Twat-Squad

Group of girls who are close enough to be considered a platonic romance; Female equivalent to "bro-mance". (Often used with group larger than 2)

"Oh god, here comes Ally, Alisa, and Alex. They are so in into each other. It's like they're in love"

"Yeah. What a twat-squad"

"Fucking right"

by Shallowve August 15, 2015

Twat Twacked

First Get A Huge Gagger Line Of Meth Out For You And Your Girl.

Do Your Line. Then Start Intercorse With Her, Don't Matter Which Hole.

Mid Way Through Pull Out, Take Moist Member And Throughly Coat With Her Gagger Line Of Meth You Never Gave Her.

Now Secretivly Re-Insert Your Member Into Your Girl, Once Again Either Holes OK.

Now Watch Her Face Flush,

Watch Closely And See Her Body Flutter and Shake.

Now She's Twat Twacked.

Last Night At The Hotel I Twat Twacked Ashley. She Was So Methed Up Afterwards.

by G-Rape December 10, 2022

Twat

Noun- Female genitalia

Adjective- An insult, mainly meaning that the person being called by it is dishonourable, strongly dislikable and/or overall awful
Verb- To hit with force

Proper Noun- (Twatt). A village in the Orkney islands, off the north coast of Scotland, north west of the largest city of Kirkwall

Adjective-“Adam is such a twat”
Verb-“Blake has made me so angry, I swear I’m gonna twat him”
Proper noun-“I went to Orkney, all the signs leading to Twatt were missing”
Noun-“Charlotte has a great twat”

by English bloke May 23, 2023

Twat waffle

Someone who has no respect for themself or others.

She is acting like a twat waffle.

by Rideordiefambam November 29, 2021

Twat

A hybrid office worker that opts to work from home on Mondays and Fridays;

‘Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays’

‘Is John in the office today?’

‘No mate, he’s a TWAT’

by hybrid-twat August 22, 2025

Acid Twat

a vagina attached to a narky moaning bitch who wants everything her way and in return if you dipped your wick in her it would surely disintegrate or fester and rot off.

Don't go near that bitch .... her acid twat will rot your cock off. Reject acid twat

by Whuka October 24, 2016

twat tax rebate

When one finds money once lost to their own idiocy. It is quite possible said individual never knew they had suffered the twat tax in the first place.

When you put on a pair of jeans not worn in six months and find a mashed up £20 note in the pocket. "Sweet! Twat tax rebate!"

by dooferdog March 21, 2017