Shark

A lovable NOT scary creature that does not breathe water it takes the oxygen out of the H2O. You should not be scared of these creatures because they DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU!!! They care more about seals and dolphins!!! Most movies lie about everything sharks are but they are just trying to survive like the rest of us in this miserable MISERABLE world. And, if you ever get bitten by one, it’s because they thought you were a seal, they have mental disorder, or they thought you were threatening to them!!! ALSO… if any of you who have been bitten are reading this, I apologize for the pain and suffering you have been through but that wasn’t the shark’s fault. Either you were doing something wrong, or they thought you were food. Even if you see stuff on documentaries, all documentaries are different and you need to read actual BOOKS. AND, most sharks do not lay eggs and they actually give birth like mammals! So the mermaid purses are shark eggs but it’s only for a small percentage of sharks that actually lay them. ALSO, sharks are giant, big, lovable, fish. They are nothing but fish. Would you be scared of a goldfish? I DIDN’T THINK SO.

Person 1: DID YOU KNOW SHARKS ARE FISH!?!?!
Person 2: NUH UH! THEY ARE SOME SORT OR CRAB >:(
Person 1: DO CRABS HAVE GILLS?? THEN SHARKS ARE FISH

by The_Alpha_Person November 24, 2025

Shark week

A term used to refer to a woman's menstrual cycle.

I'm emotional because shark week starts in two days.

by GangstaBarbie666420 December 4, 2025

Shark week

The time that a woman has PMS until her period is over. Usually refers to her bitchy mood and the unpleasantness of being in her presence during that time.

Giving men a signal to stay clear of her for their own safety.

When a woman becomes hard to rationalize with for several days in a row.

She’s been a bitch the last few days, it must be shark week.

by A.Cinko December 15, 2025

shark flexstyle

Dyson airwrap mortal enemy
Dyson: Use The coanda effect!
Shark: We do it for $200 cheaper!

Shark flexstyle on undergrads:
Where's Your Coanda Now?....Smeh

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing January 3, 2026

Complete shark

A term used for someone who is of a particular annoyance; also very nosy.

Person 1: You talk to Jim lately?

Person 2: Nah, he's been asking me all of these personal questions lately. He's totally been a complete shark.

by Fuzzball24 February 18, 2009

Facebook Shark

A fiercely opionated friend with a voracious appetite for debate. Someone who will pounce on loose comments and opinions and attack without mercy.

Related to:

Facebook Chumming:
The practice of luring friends (Facebook Sharks), by throwing "chum" into the water. Chum usually consists of political or religious comments... far too tempting for a Shark to ignore. The water in this case would be status updates and walls.

When someone knows a Facebook shark is around... making a comment like,

"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."

by NeilPeel December 23, 2010

Crack Shark

1. A person (usually in an office setting) whose is so consistent in brown nosing and kissing the supervisor’s/boss’s ass, their head appears to be a shark fin coming from the recipients buttcrack.
2. Complete and constant kiss-ass.

Mike is constantly kissing up to the supervisors, he is definitely the office crack shark.

by Clayton Farmer September 14, 2011