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classic rock junkie

A person who loves the musical genre classic rock, which includes bands such as Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, The Doors, ACDC, and The Who. They are uninterested in modern music. Sometimes, they are of the opinion that any new music is terrible, in other cases they admit that some of it is good, it just doesn't interest them. Often times they find themselves pretending to love the new alternative band their friend is showing them while wishing they were at home listening to The White Album. Many classic rock junkies are afraid to admit they are indeed a classic rock junkie for fear of being called narrow-minded.
"Oh yeah, I love Green Day."

"That is such a lie. You're a classic rock junkie and you know it."
classic rock junkie by floydiac9 October 18, 2009
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extrememe rock, paper, scissors

A version of rock, paper, scissors that is played so that the winner of each round gets to hit his opponet. If a rock wins a punch is delivered to the opponets stomach or face, if a paper wins a slap is usually apllied to the opponet's face, while scissors is usually a poke to the or chest or is considered 'null' and nothing happens.
A man died when he tried settling a dispute using extreme rock, paper, scissors.
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trash rock 

Trashy, seedy, campy rock n' roll with an often androgynous, drunk/drugged out, and b-movie-obsessed disposition. Many trash rock bands are punks reviving the feel of the raunchiest '60s garage bands. Surf rock, rockabilly, and raw garage rock are usually prime components.
The Cramps are Gods of trash rock. They are not its only "big name", but no trash rock fan will deny them and they are probably the biggEST trash rock name.
trash rock by CinemateryKyle March 10, 2009

Heart of Stone on the Rock 

The world's worst cocktail: tap water poured over a solitary ice cube.

Can also refer to someone in a position of authority not giving their mates any breaks
JJ: hey did you hear Bungle is now running the Balham Tup?
Pat: sweet, did he hook you up with free booze?
JJ: no way man, he'd even charge me for a Heart of Stone on the Rock!

Camp Rock 

A movie that contains the following:

-Atrocious acting skills

-Horrible music/soundtrack

-Painfully overused "stars"

-A crappy, over-predictable, unoriginal plot (some girl goes to camp an falls in love with a guy...God forbid that Disney doesn't mention love!)

-The ability to somehow screw up the minds of teenage girls (a lot of Disney's crap has this ability nowadays :|)

This list could extend for hours, but to put it bluntly... It's just another one of Disney's garbage productions. It did what Twilight did to literature, it did what the Jonas Brothers did to music and it just...sucks
Stephanie (Camp Rock fangirl): OMgZz!!1! CAmP ROcK IZz TeH BESt MOveeIE EVER!!!1!

Anton (Neutral on the subject): *shrugs* say what you will...I don't really have a comment...Some of it sucked, but other parts i found to be OK at best

John (Camp Rock hater): Seriously?...Camp Rock?...It sucked, I wonder how our teacher could have rented that crap

Stephanie: WTTtTFFfFZZzzZ!!!!!1!!eleven!1 ThAAt WasSS thE BEsT MOOviEeE EvARR!!!! IT hAD THe JONaS BRotHErss IN iT ANd THe ACTinGZ WUs SooOOOo GoOD!!1!

John: No, it just sucked...No questions asked
Camp Rock by MegadethFan345 February 9, 2010

Punk rock skater 

A skater who listens to punk rock.
Their was no point for this...meh, whatever.
Punk rock skater by Jacky December 29, 2004

cello rock 

Cello rock is a genre of music characterized by the use of cellos and other stringed instruments such as violin and viola to create a sound, beat, and texture similar to that of familiar rock music, but distinctly reshaped by the unique timbres and more traditional genres of the cello (in particular) and other stringed instruments used. The cellos and other stringed instruments are often electronically amplified and/or electronically modified. They are often combined with other elements typical of rock music such as rock-style vocals and rock-style drumming.

"Apocalyptica played a great cello rock concert last night."
cello rock by Annalise Schatz January 31, 2006