castle-retard

A person who is addicted in elden ring night rein casttle in the middle of the map. Please for the love of god stop going there

Definition :
Yo, look at this castle-retard!
Perchance this is another castle-retard?!

by f89hwa e0ihubafsdu September 17, 2025

Peak Retardation

Just Peak Stupidity Retard Activities

What the Fuck? Im just Peak Retardation.

by Seras victoria August 21, 2024

Retardism

The act of being stupid or doing something stupid.

Joey jumped off a bridge because he has Retardism

by RonaldReganFTW May 30, 2018

Retarded Fat Cock

Oh? And what's there to learn from a retard fat cock? Masterbate in my room until the staff of my group home for the developmentally disabled walks in and see my fat cock, starts fucking me, gets caught, amd runs away to avoid punishment? I'm getting pretty good at the "throwing a temper tantrum every day until I get what I want part" but my "crying like a bitch when I have to wait an hour to eat cereal." You could learn a bit from that fat defiler piece of shit and bring me a whore.

Hym "You're giving the retarded fat cock way too much credit because your backwards rationalizing from the outcome while entirely ignoring the environment. You have a bunch of women talking about the first whore fucking the retard. The first whore leaves. The you have the management talking to this new hire about what the house is like. What is the house she's going to be working at like? The women there fuck the retard. That's what it's like. Do you want to work there? Are you a woman? What's going to happen after you start working there? You're going to do what the women who work there do. You were brought there to fuck the retard, encouraged to fuck the retard, and shielded from consequences for fucking the retard."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2023

Retardation Day

The term used by serious economists for April 2, 2025 which Trump declare "Liberation Day".

We all know these tariffs are disastrous. which is why April 2 will be henceforth known as Retardation Day!

by LaughingAloud September 17, 2025

Retarded Eagle

the sexual act of 5 males. one of the males penetrates the anus, one goes in the mouth and the other two get handjobs thus making the male look like a retarded eagle.

there were 5 of us guys so we forced one to perform a retarded eagle

by [HOON] April 8, 2020

retard

a fortnite/gacha kid who wont shut the fuck up about their game

hey retard shut the fuck up

by freenootles January 19, 2021