Mid-poop

When friend stops middle of taking a dump to let another friend in dire need of taking a piss.

Hey John thanks for that mid-poop I thought I would piss myself.

by half crap February 24, 2009

poop status

When something is not not poop. Or when something is bad, depressing, or disgusting.

Can be used as a response to a text message received while sitting on the toilet.

When someone has a poopy facebook status.
When someone's having a bad day.

The following is an actual conversation between two real people.

3lmo: sup
SeaTurtle: (as he sits on the toilet) poop status.

by iluvpoopstatus August 26, 2011

Poop Ninja

When one takes an accidental shit in their pants, and then blaming it on a fictional character, sometimes refered to as just "someone", or the "Poop Ninja"

Can be used as a verb, as well as a noun, sometimes even both.

Example 1: Someone took a shit in my pants, I don't know who, and I don't know why, but this is an issue that needs to be addressed immediately

Example 2:
Jimmy to Ricky: Dammit! Look out man, The Poop Ninja is on the loose. He got me.

by Big_Mac October 27, 2010

Poops Mcgirdle

adj: The epitome of garbage; staight up trash

Marc: Yo bro, have you heard the new Fall Out Boy Cd?
Travis: Na, is it any good?
Marc: Na that shit is straight up Poops McGirdle, they sold out.

by T. Bone April 9, 2007

poop-net

the hair in the ass crack

he/she has a thick poop-net,
i'm going to wax my poop-net

by skidmarq July 31, 2008

poop boy

name used to describe anyone who cried at the ending of the classic movie Ice Age

Adam: Dude, are you fucking crying...to fucking ICE AGE???!!!

Poop Boy: These are tears of joy

Adam: whatever Poop Boy

by Thick Boy March 7, 2009

poop loop

1.) the hole in the middle of your ass cheeks where shit comes out of.
2.) also used to "put someone down"

1.) Oh, baby. Just stick it in my poop loop.
2.) Dude, you're a fuckin poop loop.

by some crazy ass white dude February 23, 2005