poo pirate

smashing a girl missionary style while repeatedly punching her in eye until an eye patch is needed. turn her over to doggy style while still smashing away then get a marker pen and draw a x over her asshole then unleash your load inside of it to bury your treasure.
i was fucking trashed while watching pirates of the caribbean with this chick and she was full ready for a poo pirate.
by Johnny two deep October 24, 2011
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internet poo

when you need to do break away from being on the internet to use the toilet and go for a poo.
If chatting to someone on MSN you may say to them 'BRB just going for an internet poo@' or BRB just off for an interpoo'
by ian j taylor January 24, 2007
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bitch poo

1. When a female dog takes a shit in front of you.

2. Also can be subsituted when you see a crackwhore, or a prostitute take a shit in the alley.
GUY: "Daym, look at that bitch poo."
BILL: "That's a big piece of poo!"
by Andrew May 07, 2004
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Vu Poo

A sex machine. Could be portable. A Mini VuPoo is available for little kids . Comes in different sizes. VERYYY speedy :
"Mommie ! Please can I ride the Vu Poo?!"
by HLuuser June 16, 2008
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sloppy poo

a high squeak of projectile brown excrement, that often causes a normal being to run to the lavatory.
OMG i need a sloppy poo grrrrr, ouch my ring
by matthew wolfenden January 29, 2008
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Winnie The Poo

The act of break and enter or avoiding police by means of punching a whole through fence or window, then attempting to climb through.
they caught a methhead pulling a winnie the poo through a laundrymat window. i guess he didn't know it was open past 6.
by godii September 14, 2010
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poo pilot

Too pilot your way through other peoples poo, similar to a bum raider
Tim you are a poo pilot
by Kieran Kelly July 20, 2006
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