Homophobe: yo dude it's straight month let's go outside and have a parade 🤪
normal person: actually there is not a such a thing called straight month. straight people don't need a month as they do have normal human rights and are not forced to be something they are not.
normal person: actually there is not a such a thing called straight month. straight people don't need a month as they do have normal human rights and are not forced to be something they are not.
by n0rm4lp3rs0n July 5, 2021

A word closeted gay men use. Whenever a man says he's "super straight" he's actually super gay, but he isn't out yet so he will use that code word.
by thiskindagaytbhbutaight April 2, 2021

Rick: I'd like to set you up with my friend Karla
John: oh, sorry man. I'm sure she's great, but I'm super straight
Rick: ah. Tight.
John: oh, sorry man. I'm sure she's great, but I'm super straight
Rick: ah. Tight.
by TheSwagatron December 18, 2021

americanator: you're straight trippin!!
not so legal immigrant: no, senorita. i am marquita.
americanator: exactly.
not so legal immigrant: no, senorita. i am marquita.
americanator: exactly.
by hooked on ebonics December 1, 2009

1)The exact opposite of a Queerag bag(See Queerag bag).Often used in context with a straight male who does NOT exibit homosexual activity.
2)A straight man's scrotum.
2)A straight man's scrotum.
by That dude from that place you went to like a really long time ago January 2, 2009

Today I came out as Super Straight to my friends, thankfully they were all openly accepting of my sexuality.
by Truly Equal To All March 6, 2021

A term used by closeted people who are insecure about their sexuality, similar to Sigma Male or incel. Refers to the South Park character Big Gay Al whose catchphrase is "I'm Super!"
by ArtFree1488 March 8, 2021
