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Curse of the Internet

The curse of the internet is a common phenomenon where internet users would put unprofessional, horny, derogatory, racist, or generally nonsensical imagery/text in a public sharing non-social media website.
"I've been studying how everyone on the internet behaves, they've always been like this, I dub this the Curse of the Internet, as I couldn't find a better name for this."
by tentilol February 12, 2022
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The internet

An amazing tool that seems great at first, but just ends up making your life worse and worse and worse as time goes on
Person 1: Why are you so grumpy today?
Person 2: Some guy on the internet said that the earth is flat, the moon landing never happened and that birds aren't real
by Heiloloheimir March 24, 2022
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Internet Troll

Zen is an internet troll. (Not the IRL Zen btw)
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Internet Turd

Someone or some group of people on the internet with less than 100k subs who thinks their opinions matter, so they make unnecessarily long videos explaining their opinion, to whom nobody will ever hear, or care about.
Person 69: I just saw an internet turd in my pornhub recommendations
Person 70: Why are you on pornhub
by UARDEDNOTBIGSOUPRICE March 29, 2022
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Internet Shrapnel

Internet shrapnel is a term used to describe the negative side effects and/or backlash someone or something gets for "Blowing up" on the internet
Guy 1: hey, you ever hear about "Gaseous_assesous" getting really popular over night by posting minecraft videos?

Guy 2: yeah, seems like there was lot of Internet shrapnel. They're calling him racial slurs and saying that his content was an effortless fluke, that doesn't deserve the attention.

Guy 1: Happens all the time
by Norrabal March 31, 2022
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FUCKING INTERNET MAN!

When you are playing an online FPS game and lose a fight because you are being subject to large amounts of lag because you either don't use an ethernet cable or use some ancient ADSL service that is capable of usually 10mbps topsy-turvy
Spack No.3: *Loses a Warzone gulag* Also Spack No.3: "FUCKING INTERNET MAN!"
by Jack Spank9049 April 11, 2022
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internet qualifier

anyone who thinks that online = reality; sometimes used in poker terminology
I kicked ass at poker.com but these people at the table smell bad, dawg.
by the Kingfisher November 8, 2004
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