Baby food

Food that is unseasoned, bland tasting and mushy. Also, tasteless, bland, boring, uninspiring, unseasoned. baby, toddler, infant, food, tasteless, bland, boring, spicy, hot, exciting

I can’t take any more of this baby food. Let’s face it, my wife can’t cook.

by joecoolthefool October 09, 2017

Monkey food

Bananas.

The monkey didn't have his banana today. He tried to ask for monkey food in monkey talk.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

food bank

A place created for and invented by conservative MP's in order to have photographs taken of them helping the poor

Davis Cameron is out helping the poor at the food bank they didn't need until he was elected

by NoseBagUK March 21, 2022

Angel Food

A homosexual pilot

Jay: Hai guyz
Zach: Are you Angel Food?
Jay: Yeah I'm gay

by everydayimsteppingonabeach February 11, 2016

basic food blues

When you're hungry and have to eat food that doesn't taste good while thinking about the food you really want

Bob: I want steak but all I have is Brussels sprouts to eat
Jerry: Me too, I'm getting the basic food blues.

by karkar January 31, 2016

Bowling Ball Food Catch

A game you can play by dropping a bowling ball on a food tray launching the food in the air and someone catches the food in their mouth before it hits the ground.

Boy 1: Do you Want to play Bowling Ball Food Catch?
Boy 2: yeah I'm down.

by Full Government Name September 19, 2024

food permit

a permit that you have to apply for if you cant stop eating all the food at your house or workplace.

jason was such a danger to food, he had to get a food permit.

by Phil Elverum February 12, 2025