Matthew

A rock

Wow look at that Matthew over there is a red one too!

by Wyatts fat mom December 6, 2018

Matthew Dubin

Big nerd who smells like gay and has flat thumbs.

Stop being a Matthew Dubin you bitch, thumb war me

by Ojee May 29, 2018

matthew parrott

A white boy from deep in the woods that doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks about him. He's usually the one who is the life of the party. But at the same times he knows when enough is enough

Bro did you see Matthew parrott at the party last night that shot got crazy

by The Tennessean April 19, 2019

matthew

literally the most handsome man on planet earth i love him sm.

matthew is my bf:))

by ohmygodkms November 24, 2021

Matthew

A 6’8 little cock guy that cannot dunk even thought he is 6 foot and 8 inches tall. He reminds me of a twig I could break him in half with my fucking knee. Every time I see that skinny fuck I just wonder... how can he not dunk.

God imagine not being able to dunk and being a “Matthew”

by Kevbot L😂L May 6, 2019

Matthew

Don’t, just don’t.

Normal person: Matthew, what the fuck

by Xi the bitch January 3, 2020

Matthew

Commonly Japanese or Korean with messy curly hair. They often have glasses and stay up and wake up late.

Wow he’s definitely a Matthew u can tell by the hair and race.

by Black person 69 February 28, 2021