Bae legged

The condition that occurs after an extended sexual encounter where you walk without your thighs touching because your privates are too tender. Also known as boo legged.

“Why are you walking weird?” asked Jim. Tina answers that she’s just bae legged.

by Plumbdeep April 8, 2019

Two Legs

A stoner who always carries nugs.

Jersey is the coolest two legs.

by Peenlord April 14, 2019

leg deaf

The action of losing the functionality in your legs.

Person 1: Hey man, why are you in a wheel chair?

Person 2: Oh yea, last night I got into the freak accident and went leg deaf.

by Poopy Head #2 April 17, 2019

Skinny Leg Syndrome

When individuals who strength train (usually men) are so preoccupied with having large arms and chest that they neglect leg exercises. The result is a top heavy looking individual with chiseled arms, chest and maybe even abs but with hilariously skinny legs. Essentially taking on the appearance of a mismatched Lego Minifigure.

Brenda: look at that at that guy lifting like 150 over there.

Jannet: he's got a nice upper body, too bad he's got skinny leg syndrome. Those legs look like toothpicks and he has no ass.

by ZeeEx December 22, 2019

Leg End

Plural: Leg Ends

Slang term/spin on the word "Legend(s)" and carries the same meaning. Mainly used when referring to living/fictitious legends, past & present.

- You can't get much better than Thingamyjig, always top class. What a Leg End!!

- You have to admit, The Whojameflips are Leg Ends in their own lifetime

by Funkydunk April 21, 2019

Retard leg

Someone with retard legs

Tierney has retard legs

by Kachiggamanigga May 2, 2019

Chanko Legs

The state of having eaten so much Chanko-nabe that, due to an over flowing stomach, it has begun to fill up your legs, leading to lethargy and an inability to eat an early lunch the next day.

Travis: More like, are we ready to start that early Lunch?

Eric: whoa, you know i got chanko legs this morning. Cants be pounding down a big lunch

by notemderock May 3, 2019