kick router

When someone turns off their internet connection to escape having to deal a situation in an online videogame

YO TOM FUCKIN KICKED ROUTER ROGHT WHEN HE WAS BOUTTA DIE, WHAT A BITCH!
Jimmy don't kick router just because you're loosing

by Better call jesus christ December 26, 2022

Kick rocks

A very unfortunate phrase that should not be used, unless you’re a homeless disgusting, lying poser, who steals people souls..

The dirty lying, Rat kid couldn’t handle the truth so he had to kick rocks..

by $p!k3beaut1fuL$D25 January 5, 2023

Kangaroo drop kick

Is when a female while having sex drops kicks the guy in the throat and punching him in the ass making the pain going to the penis making it feel hard and good

I getting kangaroo drop kick by my girl tomorrow

by A. D. B hd November 13, 2018

kick the one

You Have To Fight Me, A One On One Fight

Sarah Was Talking Shit So I Told Her Kick The One With Me

by Tmackkkk November 29, 2018

Somalian Sizzer Kick

When some daft cunt is pissing you off so you scream the war following war cry “chabba gabba got any water LiLuLiLu” and fly towards the bellend with your right foot in the air and make direct contact with his smug face. Once your opponent has fallen you must rub your balls on his face while using a razor to scar your arm to show another successful Somalian Sizzer Kick.

Listen here cunt I’m about to hit you with a Somalian Sizzer Kick if you ain’t careful.

by IlynchedGerald December 10, 2018

Troll-kick

A troll kick, is when you kick someone in the ass while the person receiving it is bent over.

I troll-kicked the shit out of Dean, because he stole my charger.

by kickREDneckSISinTHROAT December 11, 2018

kick the ick

Breaking down the attitude some people have of seeing a same sex couple performing any sort of PDA.

Mike and Gary set out to Kick The Ick at the gay pride parade.

by Flamer63 October 22, 2018