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Josh

To be honest with everyone reading this... Josh is probably the dumbest person you'll ever meet but still ended in a honors class for some weird reason like for real...
Person 1: "who is dumbest kid in the honors class?"
Anyone: "Josh."
by Idk hi person reading this February 11, 2020
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Josh Jamenez

person 1: hey is that Josh Jamenez
person 2: lowkey kinndaaaa......
by JaydenIsasimp October 25, 2022
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Big Josh

A Very nice parent that will help you threw life. Has a great smile and will protect you. A lot of girls liked him when he is/was younger all the girls would hit on him
Girl 1: OMG have you seen Josh
Girl 2: YEAH I love him
Big Josh: Sup girls
by Jrohny November 8, 2019
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Doing a Josh

When the first women shows a man any attention, they fall head over heels in love.
"I heard John is being creepy over Samantha, he wont leave her alone since she complemented his shirt earlier!"

"For god sake, he's doing a josh"
by Poaks January 1, 2022
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Josh

Typically the baddest, best looking mother fuckers on the planet. To know a Josh is to know wisdom. To know a Josh is to know humour. To know a Josh is to know sexual prowess. Josh’s can be found all over the world and have a reputation for being charming, kind, witty, and hopelessly romantic. Josh’s are know for rescuing damsel’s in distress and volunteering their time at animal shelters and old folks homes. However, despite their appealing demeanour and calm attitude, Josh’s have the mental fortitude of a Navy Seal, the strength of a full grown silverback Gorilla, and the loyalty of a wolf. I’m other words, so not mess with a Josh.
Did you know the World’s Most Interesting Man’s first name is Josh?
by Polaris07 November 22, 2021
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Josh****

A guy who really has the whole dating game figured out, and scored a really awesome girlfriend. Survives on good liquor, wildly ambitious music claims, and allergy meds. Pro tips: charm him with adorable, superfun red heads, mismatched pillow cases and movie recommendations from the internet, get rid of him with badly lit bars, trips to the grocery store and plans in Manhattan. But don’t let him get too far away, he makes a good cup of coffee, is amazingly comfortable 100% of the time, and rocks the hell out of very little clothing. He most likely knows how great he is, but should hear it more often.
“Who should take his girlfriend out for ice cream soon?”
Josh****.
by Awesome.22 August 19, 2018
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Josh Baker

Someone who has previously dated Megan Gladden.
Landon: “Did you hear about that guy that dated Megan Gladden?”

Josh2: “You must be referring to Josh Baker!”
by Armenianthief January 25, 2023
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