Jelly Johny January

It's time in January after Destroy Dick December and your dick feels like jelly.

Man, how's your dick feels after the DDD?
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.

by greedyboi01 November 7, 2018

Jizzless January

This is when u jerk off 5 days a week until Feburary.

Mark: Yo Jonathan failed Jizzless January dude.
Anthony: haha what a weakling

by DarkAngel76 November 5, 2019

January 2

January 2 is a very special day where you celebrate how lazy you can be after a party. Since you have been drinking and drinking the day before, you are not so alive the day after. January 2 is a party that will be celebrated alone in front of a movie that you have already seen

Friend "Why does it look like you have a depression" You "because it is January 2"

by PuRe_PeRfEkT_aNd_SeLfIsH January 1, 2022

Punch a twink in the tummy day (7th January)

They're slutty and they like it (with consent, always ask consent)

Some twink: It's Punch a twink in the tummy day (7th January). I hope someone wants to punch my tummy today

by Mirt January 7, 2024

January 4th

National show n tell. January 4th is a day when u do show and tell and show your toys etc.

Teacher:Why is everyone talking about a national day
Girl 2: Because it’s JANUARY 4TH NATIONAL SHOW N TELL DAYY 😛

Teacher: Ok Students U guys can show what u have

Girl: This is my dolly and I had it since 3

by 😮‍💨👏🏽 January 3, 2022

January 4th

Hair Appreciation Day! Wear your natural hair down for the day and love your hair however it is!

“Oh it’s January 4th, Hair Appreciation Day let’s leave my hair down and just love and accept it!

by Kal_iscool January 3, 2024

Dry January

This is when someone doesn’t drink alcohol for one month at the beginning of the year so they can become an absolute alcoholic disgrace of a human the rest of the year guilt free.

Friend: Uh Greg stop making out with that 300lb trans woman who just vomited under the bar.

Greg: ”Dry January is over nerd”

by NinjaClint January 27, 2024