January 23rd

It’s Opposite Day bc I said it is

“Hey what’s today?”

“It’s January 23rd, meaning it’s Opposite Day.”
“Wait really?-“

“Yea, bc I said it is.”

“Alright.”

by Thebrokencoloredpencilinurvan January 23, 2022

Jam My January

Jam My January is like No Nut Novemer and Destroy Dick December but in Jam My January you have to smash your not on something and then masturbate while doing it. It's up for the challenge will you do it.

Hey are you doing Destroy Dick Decmeber. HEEEEELLL NAHHH man i'm not funna do that if I'm gonna do Jam My January

by Bic Pencils December 3, 2018

january 15

xuxu's bday

-omg I'ts january 15th, do you know what that means?
-it's xuxu's birthday bro, let's celebrate

by lala3690 October 16, 2019

January 26

National kiss your blonde girlfriend day.

Hey blondie its january 26

by Luvelaghulove January 25, 2022

January 1

NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO

FRIENDS: HEY ITS January 1 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO. NOW I WANT A MacBook Pro

ME: I will buy it. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by JULIETTTE November 16, 2020

9 January

The World's Humour Anniversary. Before this date, the world's humour was *dead*.

On 9 January 2023, the world would celebrate its 21st Humour Anniversary.

by yavuh January 8, 2023

january 26th

really fit, loving boys are born on january 26th. they are very special and deserve to be treated like princes. however january 26th boys can be a pain in the arse, but you can fix this by shoving fanta down his throat, or by giving him head.

friend: oh my god your boyfriend is so fit!
me: duh, he’s born on january 26th

by ski279 November 1, 2019