The Island

A vernacular expression used by New York metro residents referring to Long Island, NY.

Hey yo, you goin' out to The Island tonight?

by Harry Stotle December 16, 2017

Burnt Islands

Small town on the South West coast of NL. The F$&kin Mink was born here during a tidal surge. Females are seen during the mid afternoon picking up their mail at the local post office still in their pajamas. It Was put on the map when the Quebec film board idiots produced the documentary " A Passage To Burnt Islands" A small number of salt beef junkies reside in this quaint little community. Nicest people and place on earth.

Let's go to Burnt Islands and get a salt beef and Turkey roll sandwich.

by Bogeyman 2018 January 9, 2018

Long Island

Fuck me. Honestly, like why the hell did lil peep have to die. That’s all we got on this “Long Island”. Who the hell cares about Kevin James in his fake action movies. Dude, wtf was Paul Blart, mall cop. I mean the dudes funny af, but his tits are flopping around every time he runs. But anyway, Long Island isn’t part of the city. There are some burrows like Brooklyn, and Queens. Notice there I used the Oxford comma. See I’m not a dumbass, and not of us really are. Well, there’s always gonna be that one kid. But anyways from Nassau to Suffolk county is pretty much Long Island. I have a friend who used to live in Brooklyn and he said that it’s a lot different here. He Sayville shitheads have no idea what it’s like outside of here. He also lets me use the n word as well.

Dude who lives out of ny, “where do u live”.
Dude 2, “Long Island”.
Dude 1, “so u must have it tuff”.
Dude 2, “yea I guess when u live in a $500,000 ranch a block away from the water, yea I guess ur right”.

by Finger Nipper from Compton January 17, 2018

long island 2×4

When you're getting fucked and he randomly pulls out a fucking 2×4 and sticks that bitch up your ass and it comes out of your mouth

My man gave me the Long island 2×4 and blood has been squirting out of my ass ever since. I think I have cancer. So life's pretty good right now.

by Lil j Coco Puffs January 30, 2018

Long Island

A pretty sweet place. It can get kind of hectic in some parts, but it has the best food and beaches in the world.

long island is cool

by birkenstocksgirl January 30, 2018

Banana Island

All 66 roomowners were-

I went on vacation to banana island
If only the roomowners werent cleared

by vivilex April 24, 2018

staten island ferry

Slow motion missionary sex with uneducated trash.

Nicole gave me a real slow and passionate Staten Island ferry last night.

by Dylancomet May 31, 2018