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straddle shower

when you're at a "no-tell motel" and the inside tub shower is so disgusting, so crudy, so rediculously dirty and full of biological manner you bathe by standing on the balls of your feed on the edge of the tub shower.
"I don't feel super clean after that straddle shower"
by xfatkidcorex November 2, 2022
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casper shower

When a guy shoots a load on a females face will wearing glasses
by Dsnutz37087 March 31, 2017
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mahogany shower

The act of spraying a sexual partner with diarrhetic feces for the purpose of sexual gratification of one or both parties.
I had Tim give me a Mahogany Shower last night. It felt amazing.
by XXX.TSS July 5, 2018
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caveman shower

Slamming your partner doggystyle and when you are about to blow, grab his/her hair so he/she can’t get away and blow all over your partner whilst screaming like a chimpanzee, optional actions are donkey punching or grabbing a stick and knocking your partner out
My partner was misbehaving today so I issued a caveman shower to assert my dominance
by Kyomado June 28, 2022
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Scottish Shower

The only way people take a shower in Scotland. It consists of using a whole can of deodorant (usually Lynx) and spraying it all over, even on the face and others around, essentially sharing a shower and intoxicating others in the room.
David sees that Steven is using a whole can of Lynx on himself yet again after 5 minutes.

David: "Steven I see you're taking a Scottish shower again, yeah."

Steven: "Shut up, you RO gipsy; you don't even know what a shower is."

“Illia: laughs in Ukrainian.

Marek's Polish accent: "Ah, yes, Scottish shower lynx, the stink."
by xxracth54xx February 6, 2025
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Shower

Shower is a blowfish swimming through the seas of Ohio. You might be thinking “theres no seas in ohio, this is all wrong” well, you’d be the one who’s wrong. Shower has a heart so big that she single handedly made ohio it’s own sea. And she’s a blowfish living in it. She is a true friend to all and has zero hesitation to prove it. So, next time you go to Ohio, be sure to visit her sea.
Shower is so fishy, she must be a blowfish who makes seas in Ohio.

Wow, I love this sea! I heard Shower made it with her gigantuous heart.

Person 1: ooohhh who is that hottie over there?
Person 2: lol! That must be ravie’s wife shower (the blowfish who makes seas in Ohio for people who’ve never seen the ocean because she’s just that generous)
Person 1: oh, duh!

Ravie: I love my wife shower!
by ravieo November 8, 2022
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Shower Stall Massacre

When you blast explosive diarrhea all over the wall of the shower stall.
Knowing I was going to have explosive diarrhea, I performed a shower stall massacre.
by ESDI-80 August 1, 2024
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