pizza pocket penis

when you wrap your ballsack around your flaccid penis (guys only.)

Sometimes, when I'm alone and flaccid, I enjoy taking my pants off and making a pizza pocket penis

by good of words August 17, 2016

Squamish hot pocket

Squamish known for its beauty and nature is home to adventurous spirits.

Take a live but decaying sockeye salmon and insert into your lady parts ( VaJJ)
Then gingerly insert a hot cedar smouldering rod into your anus. The scent of of the slow roasting bung hole /cedar and decaying fish will sure to leave an imprint on all your loved ones at all your family gatherings.

Wow great night at strombergs last night can’t believe we all tried a Squamish hot pocket still having trouble walking and can’t get the scent from my clothes and it’s burned in memory for life.

by clear creek August 6, 2022

Sheboygan Hot Pocket

A person from Sheboygan that takes a shit in a ziplock bag. Then chases his siblings around and smashes them over the head with it.

I took a shit in a ziplock bag and was hitting my brother over the head with the Sheboygan Hot Pocket.

by Nate shitsmasher April 10, 2020

Hot pocket effect

When a food item (most common example is a hot pocket) is heated up in a microwave or with microwaves and the outer rim of said food is very hot and the middle stays cold or uncooked

My leftovers experiences the hot pocket effect

by Doomguy44 September 14, 2018

hot pocket punch

When a full-fledge bro is a little bitch when he keeps fucking his bros over by taking all the beer money for some god damned weed. Wouldn't be that big of a deal except the little fucker smokes it all and doesn't say shit till the bros are ready to party. If he isn't going to treat his bros with respect, then they knock his ass down to bitch level and treat him like one. This way he will remember all their hot pocket cocks tearing up his ass next time he's on beer duty.

"Where were you yesterday Dick?"
"Oh about that, Jason used all our beer money on weed again so we had to hot pocket punch his ass. That'll teach him."

by hegwog November 1, 2022

A pocket full of names

Someone who has a line full of people waiting to date/talk to them.

Jennifer just broke up with John and started to talk to someone else. I swear she has a pocket full of names.

by Unknow_5 June 9, 2020

exploded hot pocket

An exploded hot pocket is when during anal you fuck your partner so hard that when you're done he or she's asshole looks like an exploded hot pocket.

Dawg that anal was so intense I left her lookin like an exploded hot pocket.

by I.A Games October 13, 2019