Hug a human day

Hug a person day is when any girl can hug their crush, boy, girl, BF, GF, stranger, or anyone else through out the day at anytime.

Peppa hugged George because it was national hug a human day.

by PEPPA what are you doing!!!!!! October 16, 2019

The School of Human Kindness

When public or private help is unavailable to get the help one needs, or if one is unable to recognize one is not doing well, one takes suggestions from graduates of the school of human kindness.

Say, you look like you famished! Go to the Pizza Bar and and buy yourself some pizza!! The School of Human Kindness!!

by Hedbut December 12, 2017

Human Pogostick

When a mom reverse cowgirls her husband while throwing her baby up and down to soothe it.

Hey Mary! Timmy is crying I think it is human pogostick time.

by Muntingmaster69 December 2, 2024

Human efficiency

Rubbing someone with their mouth open violently up and down your asscrack until their teeth and face are covered completely in shit and your asshole is lukewarm and almost sopping wet, using them like toilet paper.

Yeah, I used him for human efficiency

by H28373737 November 25, 2023

Human

Something that loves and hates, sadly you can't do the first one.

"WOAH BRO! DID YOU SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL HUMAN WALKING BY MY LEFT ELBOW JOINT. "(Says the guy in the bigger brain convention.)

by HEY GOOGLE, PLAY DESPACITO March 24, 2020

human

this planets doom

i like humans
they are annoying and are the downfall of this world. we should kill them

by ImDumbAndAHumanLOL August 30, 2021

Human

Worst thing ever created by god

God: damn this monkey has no hairs im gonna call it human...

by Shigmaster January 14, 2022