shit has hit the fan

When chaos arrives; when something pops off; If you can't take anymore

Lady1: I caught him cheating.
Lady 2: I'm sorry to hear.
Lady 1: I see the side chick now.
Lady 2: Oh Shits about to hit the fan.

Shit has hit the fan; Life just got real!

by Cutie kay December 21, 2016

Hit me on the 2 way

An alternative way of saying "phone me"

JIM: Yo Dawg, whats poppin.
HAROLD: Going Big phils init, to lean him up dan.
JIM: Nah "Hit me on the 2 way" When your on road, peace homie

by Grezsta April 20, 2006

i'd hit it, with a baseball bat.

The oposite of I'd hit it. Used in a way that calls the other person ugly. See: I'd never hit it even if I was forced to

i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. in action

Nick: Hey Matt you know Rebecca?

Matt: Yeah, I'd hit it.

Nick: Ewww, shes nasty what the fuck is wrong with you?

Matt: With a baseball bat.

Nick: Ohhhh, haha me too.

Matt: Yeah, I'd never hit it even if I was forced to.

by A perv on urban dictionare July 24, 2009

Hit Em Up

Get on the road do some soul searching after getting high!

Sometimes I just like to Hit Em Up and hit the highway!

by USer 55 November 20, 2006

Talk Shit Get Hit

Liam James Payne

"Did you see what happened on Twitter last night?" "Yeah talk shit get hit @tyleroakley"

by ziamsariana January 19, 2014

one hit wonder weed

take one hit of dis weed an you'll be wondering what hit ya

woooooooooooow i had some one hit wonder weed or sumting... i'm fuckin flyin man!

by selley November 22, 2004

hit by the what the fuck truck

An additional slang term for "ugly". Well, extremely ugly! It's worse than beat with the ugly stick or fell out the ugly tree.

JEN: Looks like that bitch fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

ANN: Hell no....that bitch got hit by the what the fuck truck!

by Chrissy Robinson July 28, 2008