An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.
Ex. Thomas has elected against upgrading to the office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an Ass-Hair Mullet so thick, pelt-like and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.
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And how it's nice the the bottom of sonic.
The in side of his bottom that's hairy and very much delicious. You see that hair on sonics bottom its sonic's butt hair
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The in side of his bottom that's hairy and very much delicious. You see that hair on sonics bottom its sonic's butt hair
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