(n.) A father who's so cool you can't help wishing he was your dad, too. Someone who takes things in stride, never loses his shit, always supportive and has your back, and somehow manages to deal with his kid--no matter what--in a calm, respectful way.
Can you believe him? His kid is gone three days, busted for car theft, freaking out in jail, and he's bailed him out and talking him down calmly. Totally golden dad stuff, that is.
Could also be golden mom or other near relative if they fit the bill.
Could also be golden mom or other near relative if they fit the bill.
by Inflexible Dynamo April 12, 2024
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A sort of soft that sends my soul aloft.
Looks that stun me every time she is near
Lover that if it were to disappear
Or break my heart, there’d be many a tear
Right by your side is where I long to be.
You are the world to me.
A sort of soft that sends my soul aloft.
Looks that stun me every time she is near
Lover that if it were to disappear
Or break my heart, there’d be many a tear
Right by your side is where I long to be.
You are the world to me.
Hay Mallory Golden I doubt you’ll see this but it’s probably for the best.
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