The mental and physical trauma that occurs to a person as a result of being a third wheel in a date between said third wheel's friend and date. Usually involving Burro and popcorn.
"Wren said she wanted popcorn, and when I got back she said she didn't even want popcorn, she just didn't want me to be here."
"Damn that, the burro effect. That got me dun fucked up."
"Damn that, the burro effect. That got me dun fucked up."
by Rickydaeus March 17, 2016
Get the burro effectmug. A term used to describe someone who is desensitized to the wondrousness of their job, possession, or other general noun due to prolonged exposure.
Coined after Elton John’s “Rocketman” in which a seemingly wondrous job that involves going to space becomes mundane and ‘just another 9-5 job.
Coined after Elton John’s “Rocketman” in which a seemingly wondrous job that involves going to space becomes mundane and ‘just another 9-5 job.
John is really going through the ‘Rocketman Effect’... he has a job as a game developer, but finds it mundane and uninteresting.
by Ndo360 March 18, 2021
Get the Rocketman Effectmug. 1. When someone is talking about something so advanced you hardly understand 50% of it, but the subject is so interesting, you keep listening and encourage the speaker to continue talking.
2. When someone is smart and has interesting things to tell.
2. When someone is smart and has interesting things to tell.
"Did you understand anything of what he said?"
"Not really"
"So why did you keep asking questions?"
"I don't know, the astronaut effect I guess"
Or
"Do you like that guy?"
"I don't know, he's sweet, works hard, but he's missing the astronaut effect ."
"Not really"
"So why did you keep asking questions?"
"I don't know, the astronaut effect I guess"
Or
"Do you like that guy?"
"I don't know, he's sweet, works hard, but he's missing the astronaut effect ."
by Anron90 December 23, 2019
Get the the astronaut effectmug. by Skinny pienis April 13, 2022
Get the The Tiffany effectmug. When someone named Nizelle enters a voice channel and suddenly everyone loses in whatever game they're playing.
"Oh shit, I lost a fucking game. Did Nizelle enter the call? Oh shit she/he did, no wonder I felt the Nize Effect."
by Flamboyant as F December 10, 2020
Get the The Nize Effectmug. When a girls snaps make her look good but apon seeing her she is a "munter"
Just as in advertisements for mcdonald's burgers they look delicious but in real life they're poorly crafted monstrositys
Just as in advertisements for mcdonald's burgers they look delicious but in real life they're poorly crafted monstrositys
Person 1: guys it happend.
Person 2: what happend?
Person 1: the mcdonald's effect.
Person 2: unlucky.
Person 2: what happend?
Person 1: the mcdonald's effect.
Person 2: unlucky.
by La frasé del dia May 2, 2023
Get the The mcdonald's effectmug. The tendency for meetings to go longer than necessary because participants feel the need to share their own opinions even though, typically, these opinions are not useful.
Origin: From "opinions are like assholes--everybody has one" and the asshole move of extending meetings longer than necessary.
Origin: From "opinions are like assholes--everybody has one" and the asshole move of extending meetings longer than necessary.
1. "UGH we could have ended the meeting a half hour early but there was MAJOR asshole effect going on today!"
2. "This is a nice report on our fourth quarter earnings. However, in your pie chart you use magenta and I think that crimson would be more pleasing to the eyes."
"You know, John, when this is printed out through the second floor copier, the color is always slightly different than what appears on screen."
"Hmm, is that so? Has Richard looked at that lately? Have we been sending out reports with the wrong color of crimson this whole time?"
"I think mauve would be a nice color. It was used on the quarter 3 report. It also matches nicely with our company's logo."
"How about colorblind people? Will this be a problem when they read the report?"
"Hmm, Chad, can you get us some numbers on how many potentially colorblind people will be reading this?"
"Ooh, we might also want to do a cost-benefit analysis of toner costs."
<sigh...>
2. "This is a nice report on our fourth quarter earnings. However, in your pie chart you use magenta and I think that crimson would be more pleasing to the eyes."
"You know, John, when this is printed out through the second floor copier, the color is always slightly different than what appears on screen."
"Hmm, is that so? Has Richard looked at that lately? Have we been sending out reports with the wrong color of crimson this whole time?"
"I think mauve would be a nice color. It was used on the quarter 3 report. It also matches nicely with our company's logo."
"How about colorblind people? Will this be a problem when they read the report?"
"Hmm, Chad, can you get us some numbers on how many potentially colorblind people will be reading this?"
"Ooh, we might also want to do a cost-benefit analysis of toner costs."
<sigh...>
by trevacious February 4, 2016
Get the asshole effectmug.