Guy 1- Man you've got some serious dog rash there.
Guy 2- Tell me about it. Mitzi, my four legged friend, ate something that didn't agree with her and now it's squirting out her ass. Hey do you have a paper towel? This shit is seeping through my fingers.
Guy 1- That's sick man. Just spread it out really thin across the sidewalk. Hard or soft that's what I do.
Guy 2- What?
Guy 1- Yeah, it drys a lot quicker spread out and then I don't have to carry a bag around all the time.
Guy 2- Gross! You should pick up your dog's shit.
Guy 1- What!? Look at all the dog rash around here! Obviously I'm not the only one.
Guy 2- Tell me about it. Mitzi, my four legged friend, ate something that didn't agree with her and now it's squirting out her ass. Hey do you have a paper towel? This shit is seeping through my fingers.
Guy 1- That's sick man. Just spread it out really thin across the sidewalk. Hard or soft that's what I do.
Guy 2- What?
Guy 1- Yeah, it drys a lot quicker spread out and then I don't have to carry a bag around all the time.
Guy 2- Gross! You should pick up your dog's shit.
Guy 1- What!? Look at all the dog rash around here! Obviously I'm not the only one.
by JACponica September 26, 2011
Get the Dog Rashmug. 
when a dog lays on its stomach with its legs stretched out behind it.
A similar word, that is only used for corgis would be "Sploot" or "splooting"
A similar word, that is only used for corgis would be "Sploot" or "splooting"
Oh wow, Rocky is frog dogging again. Too bad he's not a corgi so I could tag the picture with "splooting"
by KinqLee June 6, 2017
Get the frog doggingmug. by Sped dog .com February 26, 2021
Get the sped dogmug. Rachel gave me a rusty dog last night. Had to shower it off.
That fast prostitute left me with one thick rusty dog.
Despite the pre-sex enema, I still got a rusty dog.
That fast prostitute left me with one thick rusty dog.
Despite the pre-sex enema, I still got a rusty dog.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018
Get the Rusty Dogmug. The act of trolling players in a competitive game. Named after the niche internet celebrity Noob Dog, CSGO players primarily use this term.
by pierry February 3, 2022
Get the noob doggedmug. People who treat their dogs like cute, amusing, four-legged children. They're descendants of the wolf for Christ's sake!
by So-Called Person June 25, 2014
Get the Dog Weirdomug.