Cum Pod

When you take a tide pod And put it up your ass so far that you jizz laundry detergent.

Damn bro I really miss that cum pod

by Daddy short dick Nate October 14, 2019

Cum Killer

When a person eats all dat cum

Get tf off my dick dad u sucking the cum outta my dick your such a cum killer

by me no gay ok August 30, 2019

Cum Chewer

(Noun) An individual who talks a lot of shit, fast. Their lips moving at an alarming rate which causes “smacking” sounds, simulating the sound of chewing loudly. disgusting saliva oozing from their gums like cum. Hence- Cum Chewer. Often used to describe someone who spits when they talk.

Jamal: damn nigga, did you see Tyrone going on and on about the fuckin’ basketball game he won?

Philip: Yeah, he was raving about it. I could feel the spray all on my face every time he said “bathsketball”. What a Cum Chewer.

by Dick Man Bebe April 23, 2018

Fist Cum

When one person knuckles another.

James fist cummed Nicole after she called him Big Daddy.

by Gemini2017 April 17, 2017

Cum collect

(Verb) While fingering your girl you decide to stick your fingers further within her pussy to gather cum and use it to moisten up the outside of her pussy more or decide to give it a lick.

1.While i was fingering Michelle she had a lot to cum collect.
2. When she said to cum collect, I soon came to notice that, Her pussy was very wet and i would've had a great time sticking it in.

by Jager May 28, 2017

cum and crumb

To eat in bed immediately after fapping or having sex.

Cum sesh so good we both had to cum and crumb

by nicky7282 May 29, 2017

Cum Cuft

When you are getting a handjob and you cum on either your own or partners wrist

Emily was giving Anthony a ferocious handjob when his bollocks exploded all over her leaving a mass motherload of jizz. Some got on her wrist to which Emily said "Anthony you have just cum cuft menu dirty bastard".

by Cookie1711 June 15, 2017