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Masturbatory break

When you take a break from whatever you're doing to masturbate, most often pausing whatever is being watched on Netflix (alternatively trying to squeeze in a session while the video is buffering).
I was watching Gilmore Girls on Netflix and i managed to catch a masturbatory break because my WiFi sucks.
by Toblucz December 5, 2016
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Prison Break

When you and a girl are having sex then you came inside her. Then some of the cum comes out of her vagina. (AKA Prison Break)
Dude I had sex with this girl and I came inside her. Some of the cum came out of her and she called it a prison break.
by Pumper Dumper March 9, 2020
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Protein break

When your done fucking and need to eat
We had sex for hours and had to stop for a protein break
by Panobrownies January 16, 2022
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Ad-Breaking

When someone sends you a meme that is subtly a product advertisement
"Wait a minute, there's a Burger King burger in this meme, did you just ad-break me?!"
*You the reader got ad-breaked because I mentioned Burger King, craving it now, huh?*
"I can't believe you just ad-broke me like that."
I hope you enjoyed this ad-breaking
by Loloopy August 31, 2022
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ceiling break

The moment where you manage to break a previous (non-sensical) mental barrier. The invisible "glass ceiling", that held you back from moving forward in your life or skill in a specific area.
"Whoa dude, your new mate is starting shake his silver habits in his latest games. Seems like he is close to a ceiling break."
by sora-1337 July 16, 2024
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Time Break

Where one accidentally breaks a clock for a unnecessary reason. It's not sure how they break a clock, but whatever reason, it must be stupid
Because she didn't want that clock anymore, she accidentally Time Break it.
by The Ed Channel November 11, 2019
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Cut to Commercial Break

When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.
I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.
by CPT Ron July 20, 2020
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