Hex Man

A powerful superhero that fixes all that is broken!

ME: Oh no, I broke my sword!
HEX MAN: Did somebody say they BROKE something??
ME: Oh my, It's Hex Man!

by ryu02 March 15, 2009

c00chie man

A man who is in fact a different breed from us who spends his life saving people and being different

Jeremy: have you heard the news? A prison is being blown up
c00chie man: I’ll save you. Bc I’m different.

by c00chie queen October 15, 2020

Marlin Man

A person who enjoys fishing and the stonk market equally. Rarely seen in the wild, this semi-ratarded individual frequents stock message boards to shit post and share trade ideas.

A self described "Ape", MarlinMan is a reckless trader with no apparent risk tolerance. This family man works in a professional field and likes to give back to the cum-munity.

Also a boomer

MarlinMan: (Ape, Father, Fullonrapist)

Marlin Man lost his child's college fund on far OTM GME calls

by BigPenisMelonMan69696969420 January 17, 2022

Penis Man

Mr. Collins’s worst enemy, ahhhhh, screamed the small man, as the Penis Man roared very loudly

Ahhh run Connor! It’s penis man

by Large Cheese 420 January 11, 2020

Man Tube

The male reproductive organ.

"Holy hieroglyphics Batman! You're man tube is sextactular!"

by dr. gigantor December 27, 2011

Lean man

The most devious being ever known to man. He loves lean so much that some say he jumps through dimensions just to get a whiff of that dirty sprite, but he doesn't just love lean... he is the lean.

" Ay Jerry my man" *chest bumps heavily* " you got that purple durple" *bites lip* "Hell yeAH my man you know I got that shit on me my boy, what you think this is my boy I be with this shit all day everyday 24/7 b, like come on bruh i have this shit everyday bro like for real br-" but before Jerry my man could continue with tha LEAN shi a purple flash no clipped through them taking the LEAN at around 15- 2000 mph "Bruh I fucking hate LEAN MAN bruh on my momma this fucking lean ma

by Kaisabout that lean June 13, 2022

Man Snuggy

Like a man sweater but a full body of hair

DUDE Big foot has a man snuggy on

by NeoNetGen May 17, 2011